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Pictured: Animal Taking a Break After Long Day of Acting For National Geographic
After Further Investigation, J&J Vaccine Revealed to Just Be "2 in 1 Baby Shampoo and Body Wash"
Apple's New "AirPods 3" Sees Massive Success
In Honor of April Fools, Fox News Publishes A Fact-Based Article
Biden and Harris Soon To Be Banned From Twitter for ‘Excessive Fancams’
BTS's "Dynamite" Wins Grammy For "Best Song That Plays In the Back of a JCPenny"
As Colleges Release Decisions, Many Make The Controversial Decision To Rickroll Rejected Students
CVS Cashier Falls Into Depression After One Too Many Customers Doesn't Join Rewards Program
Family Waits For 5 Hours In Line for Vaccine, Then Realizes It Was Actually a Line for Cronuts
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