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College Halloween Party Busted— Students Punished and Sent Home For "Basic and Overdone Costumes"
Americans Refuse to Watch Adele on SNL After Her Weight-Loss — "She's just not relatable anymore!"
Edgy Deers Refuse To Get Off Highway
New Reports Predict Next Pop Music Trend Will Be 1700s Sea Shanties
As Blue Light Glasses Blind Users, CEO Argues He Never Actually Guaranteed Eyesight
Mice In Trump's Room Test Positive For COVID, White House Staff Now Worried About Bed Bugs' Health
In 2017, Professional Egg Cracker Paid $3,000 In Taxes Next To Trump's $750
Trump Kicks Pence, Chooses Candace Owens As New Running Mate
Pasquinade Polls—Vaccine Trial Paused Because Of Guaranteed FATAL Side Effects: Is It Worth It?
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