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In Honor of April Fools, Fox News Publishes A Fact-Based Article
Biden and Harris Soon To Be Banned From Twitter for ‘Excessive Fancams’
Biden's New Plan for Teen Migrant Centers: Funplex
Lady Gaga Performance Sparks Second Capitol Riot As Fans Realize SHE Should Be President
Biden Excited Over Finally Gaining Access To White House HBO MAX Login Info
Lady Gaga Generously Sanctioned A Presidential Inauguration At One Of Her Concerts
Breaking: An Actor From "Parks And Recreation" Has Become the President
Nicholas Cage Found To Be Among The Capitol Rioters, Attempting To "Do it for real this time."
Nike Changes Official Slogan From "Just Do It" to "We Did It Joe"