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Reliable Insider Claims That Trump Won't Concede Because He Doesn't Understand The Electoral College
As Vote Recount Ensues, Shocking Change to Electoral Map Discovered: Jo Jorgenson Has Won Presidency
Worried For His Future, Trump Auditions For Old Job As C-List Reality Star, But Doesn't Get The Part
Battle for Nevada, Michigan, and Arizona Rages On As Biden And Trump Play An Intense Game of Risk
Voting System's Unreliability Prompts U.S Government To Look Into Instagram Polls As An Alternative
College Halloween Party Busted— Students Punished and Sent Home For "Basic and Overdone Costumes"