Americans Are Shockingly Unaware of Major Pandemic

By Anusha Veluri |

Interviews of nearly ten thousand Americans tell us that a horrifying percentage of citizens are completely ignorant of the CoronaVirus.


67% of Americans believe that “Shops are closed because employees need alone time every once in a while.”


A majority of those interviewed said that few people can be seen out and about because of “These dang millennials and their electronic virtual reality machines.”


A shocking 81% of the country believes that social distancing is due to the simple fact that “Everyone has just had enough of each other.”