Breaking: Millburn Chromebooks Found to Load Slower Than 1980s DELL Computers

By Anusha Veluri | News in Brief |

Millburn Board of Education has, due to student outcry, unanimously voted to replace all Chromebooks with 1980's DELL computers. In brand new studies, these machines have been shown to load faster, and are even compatible with GoGuardian! Access your google meets 3.2x faster with these new computers, and let us know what you think of them at millburn.pasquinade@gmail.com!