BTS's "Dynamite" Wins Grammy For "Best Song That Plays In the Back of a JCPenny"

By John Huxley | News In Brief |

BTS accepted the award with grace and style. They said in their speech, "We have dreamed of this award for years. We have meandered around JCPenny's for hours, studying the type of music that played in those stores. We made graphs, analyzing how forgettable the song should be, how annoying it is when the song gets stuck in your head, and how unbearable the melodies are. And finally, we made the perfect song: Dynamite"


BTS ended the speech on a hopeful note: "What an honor. Today we receive our first Grammy, and one day, we hope to be able to win the award for Best Song That Plays in the Front of a J.CREW. One can dream!"


The socially distanced crowd applauded, and the talented boy band went home with smiles on their faces.