DNC Hires Tina Fey And Amy Poehler To Host Convention And "Lighten The Mood"

By Anusha Veluri | National News

Although events like the DNC don't typically have hosts, 2020 is the year of clever innovations and courageous trailblazing! Head of DNC Mark Lodenberg tells us, "What we all need, in times like these, is laughter. We are very pleased that such talented, experienced women have agreed to join us tonight, and I'm sure we're in store for a hilarious evening!"


That's right Mr. Lodenberg! These two funny females will surely deem tonight a slightly more bearable event. Sadly, though, as the DNC has allocated 30 minutes for our gracious hosts, speakers like Biden and AOC will only have around 10 seconds for their speeches. Bummer!


The DNC will surely get more viewers now that comedy will be involved ! In fact, most polls indicate that American plans to tune in for the first 30 minutes, and then tune out! People don't want to hear about the future of the country, they want puns and impressions! Most venues still find that hard to understand, but clearly, the DNC just gets it. Let's hear it for the DNC!