Edgy Deers Refuse To Get Off Highway

By Stephen Cheng | National News |

To the dismay of the people eager to return home from work Friday evening, a herd of adolescent deers galloped onto Route 204 and refused to budge. Drivers refused to run over the deers, and after repeated honking from the growing line of traffic, the drivers tried reasoning with the deers, asking if they were doing this as a social experiment or to send a political message. However, the deers refused to comment, only smirking at the clearly distraught drivers. Now those are some badass deers.