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Kanye West Swiftly Drops Out Of Race, Claims That He Thought There Would Be Literal Running Involved

By Anusha Veluri | National News |

"What the f**k. It's supposed to be a RACE, isn't it? God." West proclaimed last night, clearly irritated and embarrassed. He claims to have been training for years with ellipticals, treadmills, and the likes.

He says, "That's why, that's why I was like, Donald is fast? I was so confused, I mean, that dude is obese."

Now, Kanye says, he gets the figurative aspect of 'race,' but still believes that political leaders should come up with a different, 'less confusing' term.

And will they? Only time will tell.

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