Mice In Trump's Room Test Positive For COVID, White House Staff Now Worried About Bed Bugs' Health

By Anusha Veluri | News In Brief |

The Oval Office team has banded together to protect Trump's bedroom infestations. They are praying for a speedy rodent recovery, and have put all bed bugs into an indefinite quarantine. We at The Pasquinade are sending Trump's bedbugs our thoughts and prayers!