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The Pasquinade Provides: Easy Cure to Coronavirus

By Stephen Cheng |

Readers, you’re in luck, because what you are about to find out will save you and your loved ones a great deal of trouble.

On the Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Dr. Fauci, an infectious disease expert, commented on the behavior of coronavirus: “I feel really confident that if this virus acts like every other virus that we know, once you get infected, get better, and clear the virus, you’ll have immunity that will protect you against reinfection. So it’s never 100%, but I’d be willing to bet anything that people who recover are really protected against reinfection.”

There you have it. The cure to coronavirus IS coronavirus. In other words, getting infected will grant you complete immunity to the disease.

But it gets even better. Getting infected is extremely easy. Unlike toilet paper and hand sanitizer, coronavirus is in stock almost anywhere you go. On top of that, it’s FREE! And if, for some odd reason, you don’t want coronavirus, the virus will likely do you a favor and infect you anyways. Who knew coronavirus was so generous? Gosh!

So, why wait? Spread the news and get coronavirus as soon as possible. Once you’re infected, don’t stop there. Give it to your family, give it to your friends. That way, you can make sure that everyone you care about is protected.

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